Seems like the spring season around here keeps getting shorter and shorter. We've struggled to get temps above 60 for the last few weeks, and someday's it's just down right cold. Well that's all about to change as we fast forward to summer.

I know some like it hot. If your one of those people then your in for a treat.

Mother Nature has decided to skip spring this year and move right into summer, well at least for the next few days. So what's going on with our weather, and why is it going to be so hot already ?

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I asked our Kicks 105.5 Meteorologist Bill Jacquemin what's up with this weather.

"There's a warm front approaching from the south that'll open the door to some summer weather. A double barrel high will keep our weather fair, but the big ridge in the jet stream will push that warm air our way, and things will start to get steamy. Temps will be in the upper 80's to low 90's over the next few days, but another colder front from Canada will arrive late Thursday and temps will get colder on Friday and the Weekend."

So for those who have had enough of our cool and wet spring, there's some relief in sight, but I know within a few hours of those much warmer temps, people like me will already be complaining about how hot it is.

So how hot is it....Here's some of the best "How Hot Is It" jokes that I could find. Feel free to use them anytime over the next day or so.

It’s so hot… I saw a chicken lay an omelette!

It’s so hot…  I saw a squirrel picking up nuts with pot holders!

It’s so hot… I saw a funeral procession pull thru a Dairy Queen!

It’s so hot… Jehovah’s Witnesses started telemarketing!

It’s so hot… I saw the Devil in Wal-Mart buying an air conditioner!

It’s so hot… You can wash and dry your clothes at the same time!

It’s so hot… I saw two trees fighting over a dog!

It’s so hot… I saw a cop chasing a thief, and they were both walking!

It’s so hot… Cows give powdered milk!

It’s so hot… My thermometer goes up to “Are you kidding me?”

It’s so hot… I bought a loaf of bread and before I got home it was toast!

It’s so hot… I got condensation on my butt from the water in the toilet bowl!

If you’ve got a good “How hot is it?” joke, I’d love to hear it. Just post it in the comments below.

Here's the King of the "How Hot Is It" jokes, Johnny Carson.


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