Tell me what frosts you the most when your pizza isn't right. But dear god, don't call the police!

I'm the weirdo in the group that wants anchovies on my pizza. I happen to love white garlic pizza with ham and peas. Got clams? I'm in. And don't even get me started on buffalo chicken pizza! So, yes, I'm THAT person, the one who doesn't settle for a plain cheese pie.

This is totally out of hand. No matter how many times we read about whack-jobs using 911 for things other than emergencies, it never ceases to amaze me that it still occurs. I'd ask, when will people learn? When will they wise up? But, the answering is glaringly obvious - NEVER!

So, here's the latest from WTNH.com, about  this woman in Hartford who called 911 to report that a local pizza parlor had given her a half-hamburger pie instead of half-bacon. You can even listen to her call HERE. Beside the insanity of that move, there's more. The pizza place actually would have refunded her money, but they couldn't. Why, you ask? Because she had already eaten the pizza by the time she complained.

Did you know that Hartford gets around 160,000 911 calls each year with half of them not actual emergencies? Let me say what you are thinking. STOP IT PEOPLE! Just stop it!

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