How Cold Is It? Funny You Should Ask

Everybody's talking about the bitter-cold temperatures this weekend. All you hear is that it's, "SO cold out." Since there's really nothing you can do about it, might as well have a good follow up line when someone says that.

I've searched high and low, and came up with some of the best "How Cold Is It?" jokes. Now, you can respond when someone says "It's so cold out." Here it goes:

It's so cold outside, last night I heard a knock on the door, and it was my snowman wanting to come inside to warm up.
It's so cold outside, I saw a lawyer with his hands in his own pockets.
It's so cold that I put the meat in the freezer to defrost.
It's so cold that even members of congress couldn't get into a heated argument.
It's so cold that instead of the finger, New Yorkers are giving each other the mitten.
It's so cold, I saw an Amish guy buying an electric blanket.
It's so cold, I saw a chicken with a capon.
It's so cold that the Statue of Liberty took her torch and put it under her dress.
It’s so cold that even someone from PETA would consider wearing a fur coat.
It's so cold that the local flasher was JUST describing himself.

How about one more...