How Cold Is It ???? It’s So Cold That…….
I originally posted this during the first arrival of “The Polar Vortex”, now that it’s back and the weather is brutal cold again I figured it’s time to bring back the “yuks”….. So you know it’s cold…but how cold is it ???? Funny you should ask.
I’ve searched high and low and came up with some of the Best “How Cold Is It” jokes. And away we go:
- It’s so cold outside, last night I heard a knock on the door and it was my snowman wanting to come inside to warm up.
- It’s so cold outside the squirrels can’t keep there nuts warm…
- It’s so cold outside… I saw a lawyer with his hands in his own pockets.
- It’s so cold that I put the meat in the freezer to defrost.
- It’s so cold that even members of congress couldn’t get into a heated argument.
- It’s so cold that instead of the finger, New Yorkers are giving each other the mitten.
- It’s so cold, I saw an Amish guy buying an electric blanket.”
- It’s so cold, I saw a chicken with a capon.”
- It’s so cold that the statue of liberty took her torch and put it under her dress.
- It’s so cold that even someone from PETA would consider wearing a fur coat
- It’s so cold that the local flasher was JUST *describing* himself
So enjoy, share them with your family and friends and you’ll stay topical during this latest cold snap.