Hey if this whole radio thing doesn’t work out here’s a job I’m actually qualified for. Entenmann’s Bakery needs a Chief Donut Officer. This sounds like a super sweet gig. I might have to sweeten up my resume by adding to it that I have lots of taste testing experience thankfully other people’s cooking. As much as I don’t want to share the details of the position, I will. If you’re also interested Entenmann’s is fielding applications through June 30th, 2018.

You get free donuts, and a fancy title that will look good on the resume: Suzy Garcia: CDO Entenmann’s Corporation as well as $5,000. Unfortunately you can’t quit your day job for that kind of money but I’m still in. Instead of saying: “it’s time to make the donuts”, I’ll be saying, it’s time to taste the donuts.

This whole Chief Donut Officer thing ties in to National Donut Day, which takes place the first Friday in June which I’m all about!