Think about it ... Christmas is not only warm, fuzzy and nurturing – but it involves lots of planning and organization – which means a woman has to be in charge of it! Here are some other reasons why Santa can't possibly be a man:

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  • Men can't pack a bag.
  • Men would rather be dead than caught wearing red velvet.
  • Men don't answer their mail.
  • Men would refuse to allow their belly to be described as a "bowlful of jelly."
  • Men aren't interested in stockings unless somebody's wearing them.
  • Having to do the "Ho Ho Ho" thing would seriously inhibit their ability to pick up women.
  • Being responsible for Christmas would require a commitment.

So thanks ladies for putting the "Merry" in Christmas, we guys actually do appreciate it !!!!

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