Alex Rodriguez and Jennifer Lopez are getting married. It's about time too. I've been wondering when it would happen, how it would happen and finally, we are there. The engagement announcement was made on Instagram, where all great love stories begin. A-Rod posted, "She said yes," along with a photo that you can check out here.

Now that these two crazy kids are going to make it official, we need a mash-up nickname for the couple that will do them justice. It's rare to have two celebrities with idiotic, individual, nicknames that we can smoooosh together, so let's get to work.

You have A-Lo, J-Rod, Lo-Rod, just to start. Then J-Ruigez, A-Pez, JO-Pez -- it goes on and on. Whatever we go with, it needs to be as ridiculous as some of the things that come out of their mouths. A-Rod, especially, is good for some dumbass quotes.

Believe it or not, my favorite A-Rod lie was not about steroids, and it was not about his former friendship with Derek Jeter -- oh no. It was the time he was a guest on Shark Tank. He's appeared on the hit ABC show many times. One time in particular, he was talking about how he had two dreams as a small boy. One was to play pro ball and the other was to be the CEO of a major corporation. Of course that is true.

So let's keep it fun, let's use the lying thing, let's think outside the box and get this nickname worked out. I can't do it without you. I'm having nickname writers block today. We have got to settle on a name and fast, this thing could be over by breakfast tomorrow.